Hashtag t-shirt No.159: Before you say anything, yes, I realise how utterly lazy this design is… but it seems no one has made this twitter t-shirt yet… yes indeed an internet first. So there you have it, a t-shirt with a hashtag '#t-shirt' on it, is it funny? No… is it likely to sell a few t-shirts? Why yes I expect it will. #Losers.
Light side of the moon t-shirt No.158: Sometimes you need a white t-shirt. And what is white but the combination of all the colours at high intensity. This prismatic rainbow coloured tee may have prog undertones but at least it's not black.
You blocked me on Facebook and now you're going to die t-shirt No.157: Stalker problems? Ding-dong, knock knock, phone rings, door creeks… "You blocked me on Facebook and now you're going to die!"
A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without sugar t-shirt No.156: We all know this to be true and yet so few gentleman sport a hairy slug on their upper lip. Grow your first mustache this year for Movember or fall back in love with an old friend. Of course ladies and gentlemen, you are more than welcome to sponsor me at my Movember page to help raise money for male health charities.
I want to give you a bear hug t-shirt No.155: It's more than just a cuddle, it's a full on boa constrictor of a man grab. Bear hugs are best for when neither party wants a hand shake but a full on meeting of tongues if off the table. Say 'I want to give you a bear hug' and give them the best squeeze you've got.
David Cameron is a Lizard t-shirt No.154: Charlie Brooker's trolling has infuriated his followers and Telegraph readers. The fact of the matter is David Cameron IS a lizard. To be honest everyone should just relax about the whole thing as everyone knows, thanks the David Icke, that this is relatively 'normal' for World leaders. Spread the news and buy the t-shirt, honestly this isn't photoshopped it's a pic from a speech at Cameron's speech at Davos, people were shitting themselves too much about the forthcoming economic collapse to pay attention to the scales...
London Riots t-shirt No.153: Keep Calm and Stay Inside... that is the message from the Police and Politicians concerning the London Riots. Sound advice too with youths in hoodies looting shops and burning buildings. Stay safe Londoners, you're made of hard stuff!
I don't belong here t-shirt No.152: I don't belong here. I don't know this town or really anyone in it. I'm alone, confused and don't know how my life is going to plan out. Hopefully I meet someone who feels the same and we can be buddies.
Simply doomed t-shirt No.151: We keep pumping out carbon dioxide and using fuel like both are going out of fashion. Add to that nuclear missiles, seemingly rising numbers of wars and natural disasters and international diseases and some times it feels like our world is simply doomed.
Shitty advice t-shirt No.150: Free hugs we have all seen. Free advice you wouldn't trust. Shitty advice $1, now you're talking. Bargain. No wonder street bums everywhere have seen sense to start making money from their intellectual property.
Deal with it t-shirt No.149: Sometimes you just need to be told. You're moan in a pub… DEAL WITH IT, you've just been dumped by your new boyfriend… DEAL WITH IT! Sometimes though it's best if a smoking crab delivers the line.
Attack the Block alien t-shirt No.148: Blacker than anything you've ever seen, just neon blue illuminated teeth indicate when these alien monsters are coming towards you. Joe Cornish's debut film, Attack the Block, is a solid British sci-fi. Studios please give this guy more work!
Mission accomplished? t-shirt No.147: Obama's announcement of the death of Bin Laden comes 8 years to the day after Bush falsely declared "Mission: Accomplished." But is it? Maybe they just got a clone? Elvis isn't dead. The moon landing was staged. This is not going to go away fast. After all a sea burial... wtf.
Meet your nemesis t-shirt No.146: Comic book villains hold a place in all of our hearts. You can't imagine Batman without the Joker, Captain America without the Nazi Red Skull or the X-Men without Magneto. Time to put a few more villains on the street… Shout 'Meet your nemesis!' at your arch rival, no need to hurt your throat, use this handy speech bubble.
I heart Kim Jong-il t-shirt No.145:Kim Jong-il, leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a fun loving cheeky chappy (but so lonely...). He has a water slide attached to his house and rides a private toy train around his garden... what is not to love?
The future is not what it used to be No.144: Thing change, and the future who know what might happen…
fingers crossed t-shirt No.143: You can try your very hardest, maximise your odds, even pray to your particular deity of choice, but sometimes you've just got to cross your fingers and hope for the best.
Well, that didn't pan out t-shirt No.142: True Grit is certainly a classic Coen Brothers remake. Rooster Cogburn played by Jeff Bridges looks so dirty you think you can smell him when he's onscreen. But when you can hear his dry wit through the grunts and grumbles he's also incredibly funny. Someone give this man an Oscar.
Maple Leaf t-shirt No.141: Ice hockey, Celine Dion, Geese, Alpha Flight… O Canada you have a lot of things to celebrate. The Maple Leaf or as you french speakers like to say 'l'Unifolié' is about as iconic as a flag can get. No wonder you have a whole day to celebrate it. 15th February is National Flag of Canada day for those of you who don't know!
Panda struck by lightning t-shirt No.140: "If a panda gets struck by lightning, its black hair turns white and its white hair black." - David O'Doherty. This is of course a fact. Raise awareness by wearing a t-shirt or help build lightning conductors from bamboo poles.
